Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

800 people died last year. end of story

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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