European on my shoes, buddy.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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