Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

How high is the sky? True or False

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

1+1=2

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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