- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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