are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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