- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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