Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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