- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

hi

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