- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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