- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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I C U P White stuff

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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