- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

why is my phone broken i dropped it

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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