- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Women's rights

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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