- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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