Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Pickles are moist.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Jeff

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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