Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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You idiot.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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