- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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the midget went to the midget store

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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