- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

vote this down and i will DOX you

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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