- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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