- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What's 2+2? Fish

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

nolan is gay

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

poopy is poopy

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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