- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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