Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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