- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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