A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Your mom is so nice.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Who wants water? I do.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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