can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

hi mom

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

I was watching Fox news.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

arena football

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

A dyslexic blind man

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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