- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Nero, sure you are okay?

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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