What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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hi joshua

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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