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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

A drunk guy walks into a car

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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