- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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