- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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