- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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