- Anti Joke

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.