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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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