- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

I once did something.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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