A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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