- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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