What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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