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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Wanna hear a joke? no

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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