Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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