So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

HELLO EVERYONE

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Balls

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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