- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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