- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

why did the boy die? because he got shot

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