- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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