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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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