- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

"hey do you know the date" "58"

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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