Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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An anti-joke

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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Women can vote? WTF

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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