How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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the WNBA.

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