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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Feminism.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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