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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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