Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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