- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

I put my baby in a microwave.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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