- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

This is funny.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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