- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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