- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

united we sit, cause we're fat

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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