Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What comes after 69? 70

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Knock Knock Who's there

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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