children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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