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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Invisible Children Foundation.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

knock knock no no you go now i clean

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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