Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Women's rights

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Ily bae

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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