- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

John lazzaro likes dick

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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