- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Women's rights

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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