- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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