- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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