- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

The holocaust

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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