- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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