- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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