- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

alex is cool

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Christ is a conspiracy

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What's the new green? Green

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Pickles are powerful

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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