Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Leave. Now.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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