Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

united we sit, cause we're fat

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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