I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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