A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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