- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Whats cold and frozen? ice

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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