- Anti Joke

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A jew enters a mall.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.