- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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