Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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There once was the worlds most important people on an airplane. All of them. They were a Boy Scout with a hiking pack, World's Oldest person, World's Smartest person, a Scientist who had the cure to cancer, and the World's Richest man. The Pilot told them that the plane was running out of gas and they would have to bail. But there was a problem, two people were going to have to die. They were only two parachutes short. So the Scientist grabbed one and said, "I'm the only one with the cure to cancer I've got lives to save." And he bails. Then the World's oldest person jumps out with a parachute saying, "I Still Have A Life To Live!!!" Then the Richest person realizes there is two parachutes left. He says, "I have the most money so I have to go because I could save America from going bankrupt." Grabs a chute and jumps. Then, the world's smartest person just happens to be so selfish and bails with the last Parachute. So the Pilot and and the Boy Scout were left. The pilot was kind enough to let the Kid go because he still had he longest life to live. But the kid said no, we could both go. The pilot said no you go. The kid was still being stubborn. And said No, we could both go, The world's smartest person took my back pack, there is one chute left, we could share it. And so they both jumped and landed safely on the ground. And that was the end of the World's smartest man.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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