- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

I put my baby in a microwave.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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