- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Yock

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Obama lin Baden.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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