a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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