Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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