- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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