What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Anti Joke

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