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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did not. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.