- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Okay, after this one then...

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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