- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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