- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Chris is hairy

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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