My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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