What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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