What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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