- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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