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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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