What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Niall Horan

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Anti Joke

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