- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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