- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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