- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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