A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Hi

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Anti Joke

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