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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Sarah Palin.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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