Women. One of the genders a human can be.

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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