how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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