What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

12 niqqa 12.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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