- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Women's Rights

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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