So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

an emo girl walked into a white room

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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