An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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