Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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... Chan chan

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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