A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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