how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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