- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

A gay man watches football.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

this website is a bad joke

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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