- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

It's all Taggart

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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