teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Adam Chebali has no life

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Jews

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

why did you poop because you are a poop

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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