- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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