- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

im telling maguire

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

mental kid

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

su algato es en fuego

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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