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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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